tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80902069292395104972023-11-15T23:32:14.578-08:00Gibb River RdGreg Milnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12811143636654576789noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8090206929239510497.post-65648652078057573062014-07-03T19:30:00.000-07:002014-07-08T01:27:57.214-07:00A Range Rover in the Kimberley<div align="left">
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On a warm sunny June day in the far north
Kimberley, many hard and corrugated kilometres along the road to Kalumburu and the
Mitchell Plateau, a lot of bad things can happen.<br />
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<span lang="EN-US">At our bush camp alongside the King Edward
River, 100 kilometres north of Drysdale River Station, I’m on a borrowed
satellite phone, making no attempt to disguise the anxiety in my voice generated
as much by our dire predicament as it is by the eye-watering cost of the call,
measured in increments of seconds. I’m talking with the <b>Land Rover Roadside
Assistance</b> centre in far-away Queensland, and the conversation with the genial
Caitlin is going something like this: </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">“Caitlin we need help please. I’ve blown a
rear shock absorber on the Kalumburu Road, and another one on the camper
trailer. I need a tilt-tray truck to get us out.”</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">“Certainly Mr Milner, I’m sure we can
organize something for you. If we can get a recovery truck to you in a couple
of hours would that be okay?”</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">“Caitlin, you’ll be lucky to get a truck to
us within a couple of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">days</i>, let alone
a couple of hours. I’m calling you on a satphone, at a bazillion dollars a
minute, from (and I spell it out) King Edward River Crossing, 100 kilometres north
of Drysdale River Station, in the far north Kimberley. Google it, please…” </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The road to Kalumburu and Mitchell Falls. Horrible corrugations. </td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">As I write this, 36 hours later, I’m
sitting in the dappled shade of the famous Drysdale River Station outdoor bar,
and as yet I have no idea if this story is going to end in relief and hard-won
experience, or snot and tears. But it began with months of planning, much
anticipation, excitement, and not a small amount of nervousness. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">For off-road die-hards, adventurous grey
nomads and young families alike, the Gibb River Road through the heart of the
Kimberley region has become something of a holy grail. To say ‘we’ve done the
Gibb’ seems almost a badge of honour, a phrase worthy of saving up and dropping
into suburban barbecue conversation in such a way that, if your timing is good,
can be assured of eliciting gratifying gasps of awe from envious family and
friends. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Actually, these days much of the Gibb
itself is a bit of a doddle. Constructed as a stock route to get cattle from
the Kimberley’s million-acre stations to the export ports of Wyndham and Derby,
the road once had a fearsome reputation as a breaker of suspensions and dental
fillings. These days, depending the work of the graders, and your right foot,
you could be pretty confident of driving a Toyota Camry along its 670km without
breaking too much. There are still some suspension-busting rough patches, but
it’s nowhere near the horror road of even a few years ago. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Three years ago my wife and I had towed a
rented camper trailer with my then-new <i>Range Rover Sport</i> from Perth to Broome
and along half of the Gibb’s length from the south-western (Derby) end and back
with nothing more troublesome than one flat tyre and a car full of red dust so
stubborn that after every wash it was still dribbling out of crevices two years
later. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A sandy track along the croc-infested Pentecost River, Home Valley Station</td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">We’d loved the adventure, the camaraderie
of the campgrounds, and the spectacle of the big country so much we were
determined to do it again. But by now I’d been seduced by the boat-towing ability,
awesome off-road capabilities and sheer luxury of the full-size Range Rover 4.4
TDV8. After months of searching, I’d found exactly the one I was after, a white
L322 2012 model with just under 13,000km on the clock and well-and-truly still
under new car warranty. It was for sale at an excellent price, (and less than a
new Landcruiser Sahara!) I took possession and immediately began planning for
my new pride and joy’s first major off-road adventure. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">But I was more than a little nervous, not
the least because a Range Rover is not a Toyota. A Range Rover isn’t even a
car, it’s a hobby. And in spite of billions of development dollars tipped in by
relatively new owner Tata Motors, vast improvements in technology, engineering,
engines and transmissions – there is daylight between a Rangie of today and even
the mid-nineties – these very British vehicles still suffer a hangover of
reliability doubts. </span></div>
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marketing over many decades, and dozens of awards, Land Rover has done a
brilliant job of selling the Rangie and its siblings as the ‘Gold Standard’ in
luxury off-road vehicles. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">While the agricultural Defender and tricked
‘n slicked Discovery are rightly marketed as serious off-roaders, the Vogue and
little brother Sport’s similar off-road abilities are submerged under LR’s
polished pitch to the up-market urban buyer. This would be the big Rangie’s
real test. Would it hold up? Is it the real deal, a world-class off-road
champion? Or is the full-fat Range Rover just an overblown, over-engineered
urban status symbol almost entirely designed for<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sydney stockbrokers who’ll never venture
further than Bowral? </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US"><b>Well, as it turns out, a bit of both. </b></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">But while I had no doubts my Rangie’s
gymnastic wheel travel and advanced Terrain Response system was more than
competent in the rough stuff, I was less confident about those ridiculous 20
inch wheels, so large you can only fit relatively low-profile tyres, in my
case, Cooper LTZs bought specially for this trip to replace the standard
Continental road tyres. I was comforted only a little by Land Rover’s
much-touted pledge to recover a disabled vehicle from anywhere, no matter now
remote, if any of the vehicle’s systems suffered catastrophic failure. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">20" wheels - barely appropriate for the Aussie outback.</td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">My fears about the tyres were to prove well
founded, if in a roundabout way. The trail of broken suspensions, abandoned
camper trailers and trucks carrying disabled vehicles out of the danger zone as
we approached it should have been fair warning. But, on a trip that was months
in the planning, we pressed on regardless. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">It had started perfectly predictably. A
three-day drive to Broome where, after celebrating Michelle’s 50<sup>th</sup>
birthday with friends and family who flew in and back home again, we collected
the familiar Camprite heavy-duty off-road camper from Brett & Kathy
Campbell’s Travelabout Camper Hire, loaded up, and the following day drove out
of town for the famous Bungle Bungle range in Pernalulu National Park via
Fitzroy Crossing and Halls Creek on the blacktop Great Northern Highway. It was
there where we would meet friends, <a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="_GoBack"></a>Glenn McLean and his
wife Jacquie, who had driven up the east coast from Melbourne and across the
Top End. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">The 53km drive into the Bungles from Great
Northern Highway is often touted as ‘challenging’. It’s certainly slow – allow
up to two hours – and you certainly can’t take caravans in, only single-axle
camper trailers. But in the middle of the dry season there’s only a handful of
shallow creek crossings to negotiate, and the road itself, while steep and
winding in places, is in generally good condition. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bungle Bungle Ranges, Pernalulu National Park</td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">Our only casualty here was a front number
plate, shaken off in the corrugations, and never to be seen again. (This
particular number plate had already lived a hard life. On our previous trip it
had gone awol during a particularly rough river crossing at Mornington
Wilderness Camp, only to be retrieved by another camper later that day. Luckily
he’d spotted it lying face-up in the river, and tracked us down by wandering
through the camp grounds looking at rear number plates!) A few days later, at
El Questro at the northern end of the Gibb, a friendly artist lent me a pot of
white paint and a small brush so I could inscribe a temporary solution on the
Rangie’s backing plate. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">For the next few days we enjoyed the
eye-watering spectacles of over-saturated colour only the billion year old ranges,
gorges and plateaus of the Kimberley can offer. At El Questro – now a massive
American-owned enterprise, much bigger and more commercial than when I first
visited in 1991 to film a TV story on founders Will and Celia Burrell – we
bathed in the warm waters of 1800 million year old Zebedee Springs and walked
through the towering Emma Gorge for a swim under the permanent waterfall, in
water so cold it takes your breath away. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Michelle and me after a barramundi fishing session on the Pentecost</td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">We forded the famous Pentecost River in the
shadow of the stunning Cockburn Ranges – surely the most photographed river
crossing in the Kimberley – and at Home Valley Station, only 50km from El
Questro, spent a day fishing for barramundi from the banks of the river using
live mullet netted by our guide Tom and his sidekick Shawn. The Pentecost is
lousy with big saltwater crocs, and Tom made sure we kept at least a couple of
metres back from the bank. “I do not,” he said, “want it recorded on my resume
that I went out with 6 guests and only came back with five.” </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Pentecost River at Home Valley Station. The most photographed river <br />
crossing in the Kimberley. Crocs make it a bit risky to get out and check <br />
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<span lang="EN-US">But Home Valley and El Questro weren’t the
major drawcard for us this trip, as much as their facilities, outdoor bars and
restaurants were welcoming enough. It was Mitchell Falls, at the very edge of
the far western Kimberley, that we really wanted to see. Michelle and I had
choppered over the falls as part of our previous trip north, and as spectacular
as they were from the air, none of us had been in on the ground. To get there
we had to turn off the Gibb, up the notorious Kalumburu Road to Drysdale River
Station, then cross the King Edward River and make our way up the even more
notorious Mitchell Plateau Track. </span></div>
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downfall. But it would be in good company. LandCruisers, Patrols, Pajeros and
Prados would all suffer the same fate.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">A hundred and seventy five kilometres west
of Home Valley we turned off the Gibb and headed north to Drysdale River. Well
aware of the limitations of silly 20-inch tyres, I had let them down as much as
I dared, to about 33 pounds cold, and even then we were careful to keep our
speed down to 60kmh over the short, sharp corrugations that soon made
themselves heard, and much slower as the road surface deteriorated the further
north we drove. But Glenn and I were continually amazed at how many vehicles
went past us in both directions, barreling along at 80, 90, even 100kmh. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">We overnighted at Drysdale, a million-acre
cattle station that’s been in the hands of John and Anne Koeyers since the
mid-eighties and surely the site of the most remote station restaurant in
Australia. In the dry season it plays host to hundreds of travelling campers
and a steady stream of off-road buses loaded with bulbous-bottomed ladies and
elderly chicken-legged men in beige Bermuda shorts, long white socks and
sneakers, largely unspoiled by red dust. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">But it’s not all road-based tourism. Behind
the station homestead, we counted six - six! – helicopters parked in a paddock.
All of them were being flown by their owners and friends on a private
round-Australia jaunt, casually dropping in on various otherwise-inaccessible
fishing spots. Now <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">that’s</i> the way to do
a Kimberley trip!</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">You can get unleaded and diesel here, diesel
at an eye-popping $2.40 a litre! It’s expensive to truck fuel up to here. The
previous day we’d overtaken a BP tanker, crawling along at walking pace over
the corrugations. We fuelled up, took a deep breath, and drove back onto the
Kalumburu Road and across the Drysdale River. </span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US">The 100km drive to the King Edward
River crossing was appalling. Keeping our speed to 40kmh or less gave little
comfort, as the corrugations became more widely-spaced and deeper. We cursed
other drivers who drove far too fast, with tyres far too hard, and I was
convinced this was the cause of the road’s dreadful condition. Cossetted by the
Rangie’s air suspension and plush upholstery, we were quarantined from much of
the violence, but I had no doubt about the impact it was having on unsprung
weight in a vehicle and camper combination tipping the scales at 4.5 tonnes. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Disconcertingly, we were already beginning
to see evidence of the road’s destructive tendencies. First, a tilt-tray truck
travelling in the opposite direction with a camper-trailer lashed to its tray.
A few kilometres further on, another camper trailer abandoned by the roadside,
one wheel missing. Finally, after two and a half hours of anxiety, we crossed
the King Edward River and pulled into the campground. And discovered that even
my careful nursing so far hadn’t been enough. The camper’s right side shock
absorber had given up the ghost. But there was worse to come.</span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US">Next morning, with the campers left behind,
we headed up the Mitchell Plateau Track, Michelle & I in front, Glenn and
Jacquie a few hundred metres behind our dust cloud. If anything, the going was
worse than the Kalumburu Road. John from Drysdale River had started to grade
the track from the eastern end, but he hadn’t got far by the time of our visit.
We weren’t able to do any more than 25kmh, and even that was hard work. And
yet, to our amazement, Land Cruisers and Prados were belting past us –
overtaking in our dust – at more than double our speed. </span></div>
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called on the UHF: “Mate, you’re dropping some kind of fluid on the dirt…” We
stopped, blocking one side of the track. There was nowhere to pull over. A look
under the right rear of the Rangie and my worst fears were realized. Hot
hydraulic fluid was oozing over the suspension, dripping in smelly, smoking
puddles in the gravel. While the girls watched and fretted, we jacked the car
up and removed the wheel. Yep, the shock absorber was blown. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">(I learned much later from experts on the
Aulro forum that 25-35kmh was the ‘speed of death’ for shock absorbers on rough
roads. Fast enough to generate enormous heat, but too slow to keep them cool.)</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">We were so near, yet so far from our
destination. But as far as Michelle and I were concerned, our holiday was over.
But what now? Miles from anywhere, in a Vehicle That Is Not A Toyota? Sweating
profusely as we replaced the wheel and let the car down, we pondered the
options. And kept pondering them as we gingerly turned the vehicles around and
picked our way back to the campground back at the crossing. Borrowing a
satellite phone from one of the many tour groups travelling in big off-road
buses, I called Barbagallo Land Rover in Perth. It was 4pm, the service manager
couldn’t be found, and in any case he would be heading home shortly. We hit the
hay that night, and I woke up at 2am wondering how – if, even – a replacement
shockie could be found, and how where we were going to get it here. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">Glenn’s HiLux dual cab had towed their
camper trailer 15,000km from Melbourne without an issue. I quietly appreciated
his restraint. He didn’t once even whisper ‘Ya shoulda bought a Tojo mate…”</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Middle-aged off-road bikers line up for fuel at Drysdale River. Their trip was to end in disaster a few days later near Broome, when two riders collided at high speed, putting both in hospital with critical injuries. </td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">In the morning, in exchange for a couple of
bottles of wine, I borrowed another satphone, this time from a generous group
of jovial middle-aged off-road bikers from Melbourne, and called Roadside
Assist, Land Rover’s outsourced service provider. Thus ensued the rather
convoluted conversation at the beginning of this story. They couldn’t help.
Apparently the ‘fine print’ didn’t allow them to send a recovery vehicle to a
non-gazetted road. I started to wonder about the point of a recovery program
for an ‘off-road’ vehicle that only worked if you were on a recognized road. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">More horror stories emerged from other
campers. Two Pajeros, both with shockies destroyed by the road. One had even
had heavy duty Konis installed only a few days before in Kununurra. A tilt-tray
was on its way from the same town to haul his car and trailer out, hopefully
with replacement parts on board for the other Pajero. And from the Mitchell
Falls itself, the story emerged of a Landcruiser owner who was getting
replacement shock absorbers helicoptered in from Kununurra, for an eye-watering
$2,000!</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">But in the far north, there are no
replacement shocks for a Range Rover Vogue. And even if there were, I didn’t
have the tools, the expertise or the inclination to attack such a job in the
bush, with a single bottle jack and a set of spanners. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">(I was to discover later that no shockie
other than a Land Rover one will fit. Even the left and right hand side are
different part numbers.) </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">We resolved to nurse the car and camper
back to Drysdale, and figure it out from there, while Glenn and Jacquie made
the long-anticipated trip to the falls. We’d catch up with them the following
day. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Roger. 75 years old, had flown out alone from the UK to Darwin, hired his<br />
camper van and set out on a 3 month adventure through the Kimberley.<br />
He got as far as the track into Mornington Camp when his van broke an<br />
axle. The bill to truck his van out was $6,000. </td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">The trip back to Drysdale was horrific. It
took us more than 5 hours to cover the 100km. Even at 5kmh, the now un-shocked
Rangie’s rear was subjected to a level of violence I feared would shake the
thing to pieces. Over and over again, while Michelle tried to sooth my nerves,
I swore loudly as we hit another vicious stretch of corrugations. I stopped and
measured them – 600mm apart, it seemed they were specifically designed to do as
much damage as possible to man and machine. We encountered another pair of
vehicles towing campers, stopped by the side of the road, the two men sweating
underneath one of the trailers. Two of the trailer’s four springs had snapped.
After makeshift repairs, they turned back south. It wasn’t worth the effort. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">I had thought I might be able to nurse the
car and camper all the way down the Gibb to Shinju Motors, the authorized Land
Rover agent in Broome. But the fear of doing more damage to an already wounded
vehicle put paid to that. And the hired camper wouldn’t have made it either. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The pay-phone at Drysdale River Station. It was in high demand from dozens of <br />
travellers with broken vehicles and trailers. </td></tr>
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<span lang="EN-US">Over the next two days, I took up
semi-permanent residence at the station’s pay phone (housed in an old fridge!)
making innumerable calls to Roadside Assist as they did their best to organize
what must have been one of Land Rover’s most expensive, logistically-difficult
recovery operations in recent memory. Finally, a tilt-tray was located in
Kununurra, 450km away. But it wasn’t large enough to carry both the Rangie and
the camper trailer. So it would have to make not one, but two return trips to
Broome, another 700km and 18 hours further on down the Gibb. And then go back
to Kununurra, a total recovery of more than 3,500km. </span></div>
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replacement shock absorber. I called the dealer in Perth and spoke to Gordon
Wales, the service manager. (Like many Land Rover customers, I was on first
name terms with my local service manager.) “Greeg,” he said in his thick
Scottish brogue, “I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. We’ve found you a
replacement shock absorber. It’s in Melbourne!” </span></div>
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Michelle and I out of there. Initially the Roadside Assist people suggested we
might like to ride in the truck cab with the driver. “That’s how most people do
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<span lang="EN-US">Tempting…but no. Fine for a half-hour trip
to the dealer’s workshop in Sydney or Melbourne, but I wasn’t brave enough to
suggest to my wife that she sit in a truck cab for 15 hours, including a couple
of hours by the side of the Gibb in the middle of the night while the driver
took a nap. </span></div>
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small Cessna to make the four-hour round trip to pick us up. A lazy $2,310 on
the credit card. Ouch. </span></div>
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before the aircraft touched down at the station’s strip, and as we took off we
looked down to see the Rangie sitting ignominiously on Darryl’s truck, enveloped
in a cloud of red dust as he began the long slow haul down the track to Broome.
Fifteen hours later, he pulled up in Broome. He took a snap of his odometer:
666,666km. The devil’s number, twice!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Relaxing with truckie Darryl Pearson after he'd delivered our car<br />
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<span lang="EN-US">With the car up on the hoist at Shinju
Motors the following morning, I breathed a sigh of relief. There was no
apparent damage other than the one blown shockie. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">But it was never going to be as simple as
that. Two days later we discovered that no, being a part containing compressed
fluids, it was classed as a ‘dangerous good’ – air bagging it was out. It had
to come by road to Perth, then up to Broome, 7,000km! </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">We did the sums. It would mean another two
weeks before we’d be back home. Land Rover, to their credit, decided to truck
the part to Perth, fly us home, and truck the Rangie down from Broome. In the
meantime, they’d provide us with a hire car until ours was fixed. </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">"Owners (planning remote trips) should
consider expert tuition from a qualified Land Rover Experience instructor. With
regard to comments on the suitability of the wheels, 20" wheels are fitted
to the most powerful versions of the Range Rover to accommodate the larger
performance brakes. The least pwoerful models are fitted with 19" wheels
as they do not have the same brake package fitted." </span></div>
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for anyone contemplating an expedition to some of the most breathtaking country
in Australia: </span></div>
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inch tyres. Even my previous car, a Sport with 19s, was pushing it. Eighteens
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absorbers. Everyone carries spare tyres – I had three, and didn’t have a single
flat – but nobody we spoke to on this trip had spare shocks. For any vehicle. And,
over heavy ground, I’d stop every few kilometres and check the temperature of
the shockies. And if too hot, let them cool down. </span></div>
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Rangie? Given bigger tyres, absolutely. Land Rover’s Roadside Assist people did
an excellent job in trying circumstances. And I’m pretty sure that of all the
cars and trailers that had to be pulled out of the Kimberley in the week or so
we were there, mine was the only manufacturer who picked up the tab. </span></div>
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a near new Range Rover in Australia to ever attempt to get to Mitchell Falls,
there wasn’t a lot of directly comparable experience to fall back on prior to
making the trip. As an exercise to determine if an off-the-showroom-floor
Rangie could cut the mustard, it was, to say the least, interesting. </span><br />
<span lang="EN-US">But I have no doubt, knowing what I now know about shock absorbers, I'll get there next time. In supreme comfort, in a Rangie. With higher-profile tyres! </span></div>
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Greg Milnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12811143636654576789noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8090206929239510497.post-24224009165586563572014-06-10T16:30:00.002-07:002014-06-10T16:30:36.493-07:00Wednesday, June 10.<br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">So this will be interesting. It's 7.30am and we're due to drive out of Broome this morning for an overnight stop at Lawarra station between Fitzroy and Hall's Creek, and then into the Bungle Bungles the next day, after that El Questro, Home Valley and beyond. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">The spare tyres I ordered last Thursday after the blowout north of Carnarvon still haven't arrived yesterday, so I call Tyrepower here in Broome. Nah mate, the truck hasn't arrived yet. Oh really...so do you think it'd be a good idea to call the freight company in Perth to inquire about their status. Gee, what an excellent idea, we'll get back to you. Half an hour late</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">r: Er, they've been sitting on the freight company's loading dock since last Friday. They forgot to put them on the truck. </span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br />Brilliant. So we're leaving for the Gibb River Rd this morning with only one spare. Tell you what, Tyrepower Man says brightly....I should be able to get them here by Friday, and put them on the Greyhound bus to Kununurra for you. Should be there by Monday. Which means we'll have to back-track from El Questro and (maybe!) get the tyres fitted before we travel too far down the Gibb.<br /><br />And he wonders why I was sounding a tad grumpy. </span>Greg Milnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12811143636654576789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8090206929239510497.post-60987622830462961632014-06-09T17:42:00.004-07:002014-06-09T17:42:52.533-07:00The adventure begins<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you don't love driving, the 2,400 km stretch from Perth to Broome would be a chore. Fortunately, I enjoy driving in inverse proportion to my loathing of flying (I do enough of that for work) and Michelle's happy to sit in the passenger seat.<br />
This trip had been a long time in the planning. Three years ago we'd driven half way up the famous Gibb River Rd, as far as Mornington camp, before we'd run out of time and had to head back to Perth. We'd loved it, flooded creek crossings and all, so when our Melbourne friends Glenn and Jacqui McLean suggested we meet them half way through their round-Australia drive we jumped at the chance.<br />
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It would also coincide with Michelle's 50th birthday, so with that in mind we'd rented a large house overlooking Roebuck Bay and invited about 30 friends and family to fly up for the party.<br />
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We certainly had the appropriate vehicle for it, a 2012 Range <br />
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Rover diesel 4.4 V8. But all cars rely on tyres, and I'd fallen for the false economy of buying a set of half-used Cooper off-road tyres for the trip, one of which threw a tread somewhere north of Carnarvon after only about 10 hours on the road. Back in phone range somewhere near Karratha, we phoned ahead to Tyrepower in Broome and ordered a pair of brand new Cooper LTZs to be brought up from Perth, hopefully in time for us to head off into the Kimberley proper by the following Wednesday. In the meantime, we had about 30 friends and family flying into Broome that weekend to help celebrate Michelle's 50th birthday and enjoy the little luxuries afforded by renting one of the town's top private houses, Koolinda (owned by Karl and Donne Plunkett - thanks guys!) overlooking Roebuck Bay. Highly recommended - if you're part of a big group looking for accommodation in Broome, this one's hard to beat, check it out on Stayz here: http://www.stayz.com.au/accommodation/wa/the-kimberley/broome/100642)<br />
By day 6 we we ready to collect the Camprite camper trailer from Kathy & Brett Campbell's Travelabout hire business in Broome and pack it ready for 2,000 kilometres of travel through the heart of the Kimberly. If only those tyres arrive in time!Greg Milnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12811143636654576789noreply@blogger.com0